this is the worst fuck up in the history of fuck ups and my aunt drove her van into a house because a leaf hit her windshield
ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!
My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
Disney home of sluts in the making
When wanting safe sex gets you branded a ‘slut’ you know we live in a culture full of people who hate women..
And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.
love this movie
Guys I went to school with are all sharing a house and when their friend that hates christmas went back home for the weekend, they redecorated his room by covering it in wrapping paper (they even covered his beloved snapback)
Dashboard is getting kinda stagnant and I do love finding new Irish bloggers. New followers for Christmas!
this is perfect
scatter my ashes to the wind
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
Dog caught staring
Nobody hurts my friends, man. I’ll destroy ‘em.
I don’t think that was scripted